Tuesday, October 9, 2012

scandal in port au prince









It turns out that our two sons had been riding around Port au Prince very stressed at the depraved and reprehensible condition of our world.

All of these signs can be seen on their short three mile ride to school. Everywhere they looked they were seeing similar signage.  They simply couldn't imagine why so many businesses were blatantly advertising such overtly scandalous behavior.

They could not comprehend why we were not troubled by it.

When they finally got up the nerve to ask us, we were confused and said, "What do those signs say guys?"

They looked us like we were morons.
How could we not know?!?!

 " You (u) and (n) I  - sex - is what they say Dad!"

Oh.
Dear.

The word 'unisex' has been defined and explained.

All is well in their world again.

P.S. If you are (a man or a woman) going to get your hair cut, always choose the place that cuts your hair and serves special beer.
As if you needed that tip. 

6 comments:

John Meadth said...

Never a dull moment on Planet Livesay. You'd keep those kids around just for comments like these. Worth their weight in gold and then some.

Kelly J. Youngblood said...

Do you perhaps let them watch reruns of Friends? ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iViePaAFu0w

Ang said...

Pricesless! heehee

Anti Money Laundering said...

hahaha.. Had a great laugh. That can be very scandalous for young minds indeed.

Saintly Nurse said...

That. Is. Hilarious. Thanks for the smile today!

Mama D’s Dozen said...

My husband and I are celebrating our 30th Anniversary in Puerto Rico this week. I shared this post with him last night, and we had a good laugh.

Today . . . we were driving through a little town and my husband suddenly said, "They have 'U-and-I Sex' in Puerto Rico, too."

Hope this gave you a laugh.

:) :) :)